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  • Feb13Thu

    English Muffins Are Liars

    February 13, 2014

    Posted by Andrew VanderPloeg

    Two whole-wheat English Muffins
    You know what I realized yesterday when I was making my lunch? That English muffins really don't deliver on the promise they make.

    I'm pretty sure you know what I'm talking about too.

    I'm guessing that you know that moment of grabbing an English muffin, looking at the edge, seeing that it has that cut line all the way around and thinking to yourself, "Sweet, it's pre-cut!" But then you try to split it in half and without fail, the cut only goes a little way in and the pressure you exert to split the muffin in half always results in little pieces getting torn off and you end up with four quarters or maybe even eight little pieces of muffin - it's a disaster. That might be a bit strong, but I think you know my frustration here.

    Intentional or not - that cut line is a promise broken.

    It's a great analogy for brands in terms of delivering on promises. We all probably know the promises we make to our audiences, but what about the unintentional promises we make to them or the expectations that they bring to the table? Do we know what those are? Do we answer those expectations?

    We can't always change the expectations that our audiences bring to us and/or the unintentional promises we make to them. But we can communicate effectively around them so as to turn weaknesses into strengths.

    Kinda of like this:

    English muffins aren’t meant to be sliced. To prepare them at their best, they should be purchased whole and the perimeter perforated using a fork so the muffin can then be torn apart before toasting. This leaves lots of irregular nooks and crannies so when they are buttered, they are even more succulent.(http://z13.invisionfree.com/annabbyandus/ar/t24009.htm)

    Suddenly, I'm less irked about the whole muffin/cut line thing.